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5 "1";" ":
4 R$="YOU CAN'T GO THAT WAY":
2 R$="YOU ARE ALREADY WEARING IT ":
2 R$="HE'S NOT HERE ":
2 R$="FILE NAME TOO LONG ":
2 "7")="BARMAID"
2 "5")="MOSES"
2 "3")="MAT"
2 "23636",PK4
2 "23635",PK3:
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1 Zany Adventure
1 ZANY
1 Z,Z,Z,Z,Z:
1 V||||||||TT
1 VARIABLESB
1 VARIABLES 3
1 V$="ENTER"
1 Timothy Betts / Steve Parry
1 Timothy Betts
1 TZXed by Steve Parry
1 TAPE CODE P
1 Steve Parry
1 SPIDERS LEGS
1 SCREEN
1 SAVE VARIABLESZ
1 R$="YOU'VE WON A SPIDER'S LEG ":
1 R$="YOU'VE GOT NO COMPUTER":
1 R$="YOU'VE ALREADY GOT IT !! ":
1 R$="YOU'RE NOT WEARING "+N$(
1 R$="YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH ! ARGH ":
1 R$="YOU'RE INCREDIBLY BORED !!":
1 R$="YOU'RE ALREADY WEARING THEM":
1 R$="YOU WEAR THEM AND LOOK COOL":
1 R$="YOU WEAR THE LETTER COSTUME":
1 R$="YOU WEAR THE ANIMAL SKINS ":
1 R$="YOU TELEPORT WEST":
1 R$="YOU TELEPORT SOUTH":
1 R$="YOU TELEPORT NORTH":
1 R$="YOU TELEPORT EAST":
1 R$="YOU TAKE OFF THEANIMAL SKINS":
1 R$="YOU TAKE ALL YOU CAN CARRY":
1 R$="YOU TAKE "+N$(
1 R$="YOU STRAY TOO NEAR THE PLANT AND IT EATS YOU":
1 R$="YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT !!":
1 R$="YOU SEE AN UGLY FACE !!":
1 R$="YOU REMOVE THE LETTER COSTUME":
1 R$="YOU REMOVE THE GLASSES":
1 R$="YOU PUKE UP ON YOUR SHOES ":
1 R$="YOU PASS THROUGH THE POSTBOX":
1 R$="YOU OPEN THE UMBRELLA":
1 R$="YOU MUST EAT QUICHE":
1 R$="YOU MIGHT DAMAGE SOMETHING":
1 R$="YOU MATERIALISE AT A NEOLITHIC RUGBY GAME...AS THE BALL !!!!!":
1 R$="YOU MASSAGE HIS BACK SOOTHING HIS ACHING BONES":
1 R$="YOU LIGHT THE CIGARETTES":
1 R$="YOU HAVEN'T GOT THEM":
1 R$="YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE WEEDKILLER":
1 R$="YOU HAVEN'T GOT IT":
1 R$="YOU HAVEN'T GOT IT TO GIVE":
1 R$="YOU HAVEN'T GOT "+N$(
1 R$="YOU FIND NOTHING OF INTEREST":
1 R$="YOU FALL HEAVILY TO YOUR DEATH FROM THE TOP OF THE TOWER":
1 R$="YOU EXIT":
1 R$="YOU DROP "+N$(
1 R$="YOU DRINK THE WEEDKILLER & DIE THAT'S A BIT STUPID ISN'T IT ?":
1 R$="YOU DRINK THE LIQUID AND FIND A SPIDER'S LEG !!!":
1 R$="YOU CLIMB THROUGH THE POSTBOX AND DISCOVER A SPIDER'S LEG":
1 R$="YOU CHIP A DOOTH YOU MORON ":
1 R$="YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT YOU IDIOT":
1 R$="YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT !! ":
1 R$="YOU CAN'T REACH THE TELEPORT":
1 R$="YOU CAN'T OPEN THAT !!!":
1 R$="YOU CAN'T LOAD THAT":
1 R$="YOU CAN'T ENTER THAT !!":
1 R$="YOU CAN'T EAT THIS DUMMY":
1 R$="YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU VANDAL":
1 R$="YOU CAN'T CARRY ANY MORE ":
1 R$="YOU AREN'T CARRYING IT":
1 R$="YOU AIN'T GOT THE DRINK ANYMORE":
1 R$="YOU AIN'T CARRYING "+N$(
1 R$="WRONG. 2 BORDOM POINTS.TRY AGAIN":
1 R$="WHAT WITH, YOU DUNCE":
1 R$="THIS ROOM IS UNSAFE !!!.YOU QUICKLY RUN NORTH":
1 R$="THERE'S NO POSTBOX HERE":
1 R$="THERE'RE ALREADY LIT, WALLY":
1 R$="THE PLANT ISN'T HERE":
1 R$="THE FLOWER SHRIVELS UP ":
1 R$="THE DENTIST IS OVERJOYED AS HE CAN NOW MAKE HIS TEA.":
1 R$="THE BARMAID THANKS YOU AND GIVES YOU A DRINK ":
1 R$="THE "+A$+" DOESN'T WANT "+N$(
1 R$="THAT'S MUCH BETTER...'AVE THIS HERE SPIDER'S LEG":
1 R$="THAT'LL BE RATHER DIFFICULT":
1 R$="THANKEE KINDLY,BUT MA TUMMY'S EMPTY":
1 R$="SHE'S NOT HERE ":
1 R$="PREPARE TO SAVE...":
1 R$="ONLY LETTERS CAN GO IN THE LETTER BOX":
1 R$="NO...CAN'T DO THAT":
1 R$="NO,I WON'T ACCEPT THAT":
1 R$="NO FILE NAME ":
1 R$="NICE THOUGHT, BUT HE'S NOT HERE":
1 R$="MOSES LEAPS INTO THE AIR AS HE CAN NOW LEAD HIS PEOPLE AWAY":
1 R$="IT'S NOT HERE ":
1 R$="IF THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE DOING I SHOULD KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT..":
1 R$="I TOLD YOU SO ":
1 R$="I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD DO THAT":
1 R$="I CAN'T SEE A LEVER":
1 R$="HE'S SO OVERCOME WITH GRATITUDE HE GIVES YOU A SPIDER'S LEG":
1 R$="HE'S NOT HERE,WALLY ":
1 R$="HE'S NOT HERE":
1 R$="HE'S NOT HERE ":
1 R$="HE TAKES THE CIGARETTES,BOWS, AND COUGHS UP A SPIDER'S LEG !":
1 R$="HE HUNGRILY EATS THE CHEESE AND TUNNELS AWAY.YOU FOLLOW.":
1 R$="HE DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE":
1 R$="HAVE ANOTHER GO ":
1 R$="CONGRATULATIONS,YOU'RE A WHIZ":
1 R$="CAN'T DROP WHAT YOU AIN'T GOT!":
1 R$="BY WAY OF THANKS,HE GIVES YOU A SPIDER'S LEG !!!!!!!!!!!!":
1 R$="AS A SIGN OF GRATITUDE MOSES GIVES YOU A SPIDERS LEG !!":
1 R$="AR ! IT'S A BORING BLABY GAME!":
1 R$="A THUG IN A CHELSEA SHIRT BOOTS YOU AWAY ":
1 R$="A MAP TO THE PROMISED LAND !":
1 R$=" YOU ESCAPE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!":
1 R$=" ":
1 PREPARE TO SAVE...
1 PAP;" ":
1 Original Release
1 O(DF)=LOC:
1 N NORTH S SOUTH E EAST W WEST EXIT ENTER TAKE WEAR EXAMINE EAT GIVE PICK DROP TAKE-OFF REMOVE JUMP OPEN DRINK MASSAGE PULL LIGHT LOAD SAVE RESTART INVENTORY I QUIT LOOK ON OFF PAUSE FAST SLOW GET
1 MOVE NORTH FROM HERE AND YOU'RE A GONNER IF YOU DON'T LIKE TOM O'CONNER
1 MATA SPRINGY MATTRESS A MATTRESS TAPA SILVER TAPE A SILVER TAPE UMBAN UMBRELLA AN UMBRELLA GLAA PAIR OF GREEN GLASSES THE GLASSES TIMAN EGG TIMER AN EGG TIMER GAMA BLABY GAME A BLABY GAME TRAA MEGA-FIEND TRAP !! A TRAP CIRA FLEA CIRCUS A FLEA CIRCUS HAMA FOSSILIZED HAM-BURGER !!A HAMBURGER WEESOME WEEDKILLER SOME WEEDKILLERCHESOME MOULDY CHEESE SOME CHEESE CAMA CAMERA A CAMERA SKISOME ANIMAL SKINS THE SKINS LIGA GOLDEN LIGHTER A LIGHTER MIRA MIRROR A MIRROR SCRAN ANCIENT SCROLL A SCROLL INTA MEGA-FIEND'S INTESTINES THE INTESTINES COOA HEBREW COOKBOOK A COOKBOOK CIGSOME ULTRA-CIGARETTES SOME CIGGIES POSA POSTBOX A POSTBOX COSA LETTER COSTUME A COSTUME ALL BRONTOSAURUS
1 MATA SPRINGY MATTRESS A MATTRESS
1 I WOULDN'T PULL THIS IF I WERE YOU'"
1 G$=G$+A$(I):
1 G$="VARIABLES":
1 FL=P(Y,PARA)
1 CODE
1 BOREDOM FACTOR
1 Adventure: Illustrated
1 A$="LOOK ":
1 A$=" ...I'M AFRAID THAT YOUR SPIDER HAS BEEN SQUASHED,SO YOU WILL HAVE TO START AGAIN."
1 A$=" ...AS THIS GAME IS SO GOOD WE WON'T BOTHER ASKING WHETHER YOU WANT ANOTHER GO... ...TIM BETTS/STEPHEN PARRY
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1 ;"OADING...LOADING...LOADING...L"
1 ;" "+O$(I,
1 ;" ":
1 ;" ":
1 1984... ...WITH (A VERY LITTLE) HELP FROM JON BOYLE AND CRITICISM AND GENERAL MICKEY-TAKING FROM JON CLARKE AND JEREMY SHAFTO... ":
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1 -ZANY- w
1 "YESTERDAY",
1 "WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT",10
1 "POSTMAN PAT",16
1 "MATCH OF THE DAY",
1 "HELLO JOHN"
1 "GREENSLEAVES",
1 "6";" ":
1 "5";"NAME THAT TUNE !!":
1 "45")+".EVERYONE HAS GONE HOME.":
1 "45")+". YOU'RE INVITED TO PLAY !!":
1 "4";" NOTHING !!"
1 "3")="TAP"
1 "3")="SKI"
1 "3")="SCR"
1 "3")="POS"
1 "3")="INT"
1 "3")="GLA"
1 "3")="COS"
1 "21";"BEING !!":
1 "2";"WELL DONE!"
1 "2";"OH NO !!!!":
1 "2")="YOUR LEGS ARE AGREEING WITH YOURNOSE,LEAVE THIS BORING ROOM BEFORE YOUR LUNCH LEAVES YOUR STOMACH."
1 "2")="IT SQUEALS 'I'M HUNGRY' AND SITSDOWN TO WHIMPER."
1 "2")=" YOU SEE HUNGRY HORACE,WHO SAYS- 'THE SIN OF THE HYPOTENUSE OF THE CUBE-ROOT OF PI REVEALS THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION...'WHY ?'"
1 "2")=" ABOVE THE SOUTH TELEPORT IS A SIGN SAYING 'COOL PEOPLE ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT'.":
1 "2")=" A RAY OF MOONLIGHT STRIKES A GOLDEN PEDESTAL,AND EMITS AN AURA OF HOPE AND DESTINY. YOU KNOW THAT GREAT THINGS ARE AFOOT"
1 "19";"ULTIMATE";
1 "19")="CIGSOME ULTRA-CIGARETTES SOME CIGGIES"
1 "18";"OF TIME TO";
1 "18";"NOTHING !!!"
1 "18";"BECOME THE";
1 "18";"A MESSAGE !!";
1 "17";"SPIDER'S LEGS";
1 "17")="TANAN EMPTY TANKARD A TANKARD":
1 "17")="INTA MEGA-FIEND'S INTESTINES THE INTESTINES"
1 "17")="DRIA BUBBLING DRINK A NICE DRINK":
1 "16";O$(I,
1 "16";"FIND THE EIGHT";
1 "16";"COOL AND FROODY";
1 "15";"YOU ARE CARRYING."'
1 "15";"FURTHER REPORT "
1 "1";"YOU'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING":
1 "1";"TELEPORTING!":
1 "1";"I DON'T UNDERSTAND "+B$:
1 "1";"I CAN'T SEE A ";G$:
1 "1";" FOR YOUR";
1 "1";" ENJOYMENT"
1 "1";" ":
1 "1";" ":
1 "1";" ":
1 "1")="YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A NEOLITHICART GALLERY,SURROUNDED BY MANY CRUDE PAINTINGS.IN FACT,THE DRAWINGS ARE SO BAD,THEY COULD HAVE BEEN DONE ON AN AQUARIUS.":
1 "1")="YOU ARE IN A DARK, MORBID CLOSET,SMELLING OF THE LEFT NOSTRIL OF THE LESSER-SPOTTED RAG-TURTLE.(COULD BE A CLUE !)*":
1 "1")="UPON ENTERING THIS ROOM YOU EXPERIENCE AN INTENSE FEELING OFPOWER,AND YOUR LIFE LOOMS INTO PERSPECTIVE.THE SWEET MUSIC OF ACHOIR OF ANGELS DRIFTS ACROSS A GENTLE BREEZE.":
1 "1")="THIS ROOM IS ON STRIKE DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL":
1 "1")="ESU DLUOHS UOY ENITSETNI LLAMS ASEULB YTSRIHT EHT LEEF UOY NEHW :SYAS MOLLUG .MOOR SDRAWKCAB EHT SI SIHT":
1 "1")=" YOU'RE IN A TIGHT SPOT HERE... BOUND AND GAGGED...UPSIDE DOWN IN A SWIMMING POOL...LOCKED IN A SAFE...BURIED UNDER 20 FEET OFCONCRETE...AND WATCHING BLUE PETER.":
1 "1")=" YOU MATERIALISE INSIDE A BLACK HOLE JUST IN TIME TO SEE TWO SHREDDED WHEAT GO BY.IT IS RATHER CRAMPED IN HERE."
1 "1")=" YOU MATERIALISE IN THE LEFT- BAULK POCKET,OF A SNOOKER TABLE SOMEWHERE IN PECKHAM.HOUDINI APPEARS,SAYS 'HELLO JOHN...GOT ANEW MOTOR ?' AND VANISHES.":
1 "1")=" YOU MATERIALISE IN THE 'MARKS AND SPENCERS' CLOTHES DEPARTMENT, YOUR HEAD INSIDE A 'RENEE AND RENATO T-SHIRT.":
1 "1")=" YOU MATERIALISE IN A SEEDY JOINT, THE 'BISTRO GALACTICA'. A SIGN ABOVE THE BAR READS 'WE SELL COKE' BUT EVERYONE IS USINGA STRANGE CURRENCY.A PRETTY BARMAID COMES OVER.":
1 "1")=" YOU MATERIALISE IN A MORTUARY. A HUGE GIGANTI-MOUSE HIDES TO YOUR RIGHT WAITING TO POUNCE, THEN SUDDENLY ROARS,AND OPENS ITS HUGE MOUTH REVEALING ROWS OFSHING TEETH,AND...":
1 "1")=" YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THE PRESENCE OF THE CHAINSMOKING PRINCE OF MARS,PERCHED ON A THRONE ABOVE YOU.HE LOOKS SO ANGRY HE MIGHT HAVE JUST BOUGHT SOME SOFTWARE FROM WORKFORCE.":
1 "1")=" YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THE KITCHEN OF A SAMURAI DENTIST.HE LOOKS VERY PEEVED AND IS THE SORT OF WALLY WHO WOULD BUY AN ORIC.'RECIPE...RECIPE...RECIPE' HE MURMURS":
1 "1")=" YOU FIND YOURSELF IN OPEN COUNTRYSIDE,WITH A FEW TREES TO YOUR LEFT AND UGTHUG THE CAVE- MAN STANDING NEAR A FAST FLOWINGRIVER TO YOUR RIGHT.":
1 "1")=" YOU FIND YOURSELF IN ANOTHER CHEESE PASSAGE. A SIGN ON THE WEST WALL SAYS:-
1 "1")=" YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A GLOOMY, DUSTY ROOM WITH COBWEBS ALL AROUND.YOU DISCOVER A SMALL NOTICE, WIPE OFF THE GREASE AND READ THE LETTERS 'B.R. BUFFET CAR'.":
1 "1")=" YOU ARRIVE IN THE 'NAME THAT TUNE' STUDIOS"
1 "1")=" YOU ARRIVE AT THE CENTRE-COURT OF WIMBLEDON.MIND YOU, IF YOU'REGOING TO WIN A PRIZE YOU'LL NEEDA RAQUET.YOU SPOT A LEVER,AND A SIGN-'
1 "1")=" YOU ARE TRANSPORTED TO A WEIRD PASSAGE MADE OF HARD CHEESE. A THOUGHT STRIKES YOU !!.THIS COULD BE ANOTHER OF THOSE MAZES WHICH APPEAR IN EVERY ADVENTURE.":
1 "1")=" YOU ARE TELEPORTED TO THE LOWERPANCREAS OF THE VICE-COUNSELLOR TO THE MILKY WAY'S AMPHIBIOUS LANDING FORCE.":
1 "1")=" YOU ARE IN THE PENTHOUSE SUITE OF THE QE2.A WINDOW TO THE RIGHTREVEALS A DEEP BLUE SEA FOR MILES AROUND BUT THERE'S NO TIMEFOR RELAXATION !!!":
1 "1")=" WELL I NEVER !!.YOU'RE IN A SWAMP.THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SAY ABOUT IT EXCEPT THAT IT'S GREEN.":
1 "1")=" VOUS ETES DANS LE TOUR D'EIFFLE.(FOR YOU DUMMIES OUT THERE THATMEANS THAT YOU'RE ON THE EIFFLE TOWER),AND THE GROUND'S A LONG WAY DOWN.":
1 "1")=" THIS PART OF THE DESERT IS EVENBLEAKER THAN THE LAST,BUT YOU CAN SEE A GROUP OF JEWS LOOKING PRETTY LOST.AT THEIR HEAD IS MOSES":
1 "1")=" THIS IS THE SPACE SHUTTLE CARGOBAY.SET INTO A WALL IS A COMPUTER SETUP.*":
1 "1")=" THIS IS THE ROOM FOR USELESS COMMODORE 64'S AND VIC'S IT'S PRETTY FULL.":
1 "1")=" THIS IS THE CHANGING ROOM. ...SO THERE.!...":
1 "1")=" THERE'S SAND HERE....MY WORD THERE'S SAND HERE.A VAST DESERT STRETCHES FOR MILES AROUND.MIND YOU THERE ARE MORE LAKES HERE THAN THERE ARE ORIGINAL GAMES FOR THE BBC COMPUTER":
1 "1")=" THE SAND HERE IS AS FLAT AS A ZX81 KEYBOARD...AND ABOUT AS HOT AS ONE WHICH HAS BEEN LEFT ON FOR THREE DAYS.":
1 "1")=" THE LABYRINTH CONTINUES...":
1 "1")=" THE CHINESE LAUNDRY. AS YOU ENTER THIS ROOM YOU ARE MET BY AN OVER-POWERING STENCH OF FIVE-WEEK OLD CHOP-SUEY STAINS AND SWEAT EMINATING FROM PILES OF DIRTY LINEN.":
1 "1")=" HERE IS A LOCATION FOR ALL YOU SAND-LOVERS OUT THERE.IT'S NOT THE MOST INTERESTING PLACE YOU HAVE BEEN TO SO FAR.":
1 "1")=" BY NOW YOU MUST BE PRETTY BORED WITH SAND, SO JUST TO MAKEA CHANGE HERE'S ANOTHER DESERT OF ANGEL DELIGHT.":
1 "1")=" AS YOU ENTER THIS ROOM,YOU THINK YOU CAN SEE A 100 FOOT U-EATING PLANT,BUT AS YOUR VISION CLEARS YOU CAN SEE THAT IT IS ONLY 99 FEET HIGH.SUDDEN- LY IT CRIES 'WATER...WATER...":
1 "1")=" ANOTHER SWAMP.(WE RAN OUT OF IDEAS).":
1 "1")=" A SHRIVELLED-UP PLANT DOMINATESTHE CENTRE OF THIS ROOM.YOU SPOTANOTHER SIGN...
1 "1")=" A BARREN ICY WASTE, WITHOUT BILL THE BRONTOSAURUS TO YOUR LEFT RUBBING HIS ACHING BACK, AND GROANING.":
1 "1")=" A BARREN ICY WASTE, WITH BILL THE BRONTOSAURUS TO YOUR LEFT RUBBING HIS ACHING BACK, AND GROANING.":
1 "1")=" YOU ARE IN THE ROOM OF DOORS. THE DIMENSIONS OF THIS ROOM ARE SO MIND-BOGGLINGLY HUGE...BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.ANYWAY YOU CAN'T REACH THE SOUTH TELEPORT SWITCH.*"
1 "0";"YOU JUMP. FUN ISN'T IT !!":
1 "0";"TOO MANY OBJECTS HERE !! ONE OF THEM HAS GONE ELSEWHERE !! ":
1 "0";" YOU SPRING OFF THE MATTRESS AND TELEPORT SOUTH ":
1 "0";" ":
1 "0";" ":
1 "0";" ":
1 " ":
1 YOU CAN SEE ... YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT,BUT THERE'SYOU'RE CONFRONTED BY ... YOU CAN EYEBALL ... STARING YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE IS YOU STUMBLE OVER ... COR !!,THERE'S ... GADZOOKS !!,THERE'S ... BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERE'S ... YOUR OPTICAL INSTRUMENTS SPOT
1 LOADING ERROR -- REWIND TAPE
1 $<"<"<"<"
1 YOU ARE IN THE ROOM OF DOORS. THE DIMENSIONS OF THIS ROOM ARE SO MIND-BOGGLINGLY HUGE...BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.ANYWAY YOU CAN'T REACH THE SOUTH TELEPORT SWITCH.* ABOVE THE SOUTH TELEPORT IS A SIGN SAYING 'COOL PEOPLE ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT'.
1 'IF YOU FIND THIS MAZE IS TOUGH FOLLOW YOUR NOSE,IT'S LONG ENOUGH'":